Caco-Cola...I think it would go a slightly different way...
:Cellmate: 'So what you in for?'
ChineseGuy: 'I killed a man.'
CM: 'Badass, what'd he do?'
CG: 'He stole my (explitive) sword on a video game, that (explative)'
CM: That's it? Dude you're crazy...(shouts for guard and begs for new cellmate who is NOT likely to go murderous-rage-style for no real reason whatsoever).
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